Green Gretchen



Fresh off the tree and under seasoned. This wood will get hot eventually, but the show will be over by then.  |  Hi! I’m Gretchen! I’m a log and… and… and… I’m three years old! Three! I can count to three! One-two-three, pick me-me-me for your next campfire. That’s right--me, Gretchen! I’m ready for this, you know. I’m real [...]