The Dirty Dozen - Bad Firewood to Avoid!

West End Firewood created "The Dirty Dozen" to help consumers identify and avoid buying bad firewood. Other firewood companies sneak them into their packages. Sometimes, that is just the way they come. You still pay a premium for bad firewood, so why not buy a premium package of firewood that is better in quality, has more pieces, costs less, is seasoned, and kiln-dried hardwood?

We had a lot of fun creating this outrageous group many years ago. Our customers enjoyed them so much that we decided to create a backstory for each one. Let us know if you enjoy them as much as we do.

We'll be adding stories every so often. Come back often and get the juicy details.

(To protect the innocent, these characters are completely fictitious. Any resemblance to existing firewood is purely coincidental.)

The first, as you would know, is "Perfect Peter." He is perfect in every way. (More on him later).

"Damp Daryl". Read his story from the Enraptured Forest...

Come back to read more about the "Dirty Dozen."