Ever get a package that has only 3 or 4 pieces of firewood? Really? For a quality cozy campfire? Better buy two. |
I’m Felicia./And I’m Felicia./And I’m Felicia, too.
We wanted to talk to you/ all together because/we’re the few Felicia’s!
It might be a shock/for you to talk/with the three of us,
because most people/are used to talking to, like,/one person at a time. Haha!
So, anyway, / we’re here to tell you about / life as a trio. You know,
three logs, / three friends, / three sisters.
That’s why we’re sold / in a set of three instead of / a standard set with six or eight.
We’re special! / We’re unique! / We’re a bit annoying!
That’s so mean, Felicia. / How could you, Felicia. / Sorry, Felicias, but it’s true.
Well, ignoring the mean one, / we’re a great deal on wood. / “The Cheapest Bundle Around.”
Why would you get a big pack / when you could have us / quirks and arguments included.
Felicia! / How can you! / Just telling the truth, girls.